SX*

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This post features literary quotations about human intimacy and relationships. The content is presented for artistic and philosophical reflection, not for explicit or adult purposes. Reader discretion is advised.

“Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital s*x. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.”
― Lora Brody

“What’s a f*ck when what I want is love?”
― Henry Miller

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for m********ion.”
― Lily Tomlin

“For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.”
― Isabel Allende, Of Love and Shadows

“A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! – Denise”
― Jeaniene Frost, First Drop of Crimson

“What holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is s*xual intercourse.”
― Henry Miller

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this s*xless foreplay.”
― Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“I’m as pure as the driven slush.”
― Tallulah Bankhead

“You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.”
― Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men

“Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you.”
― Haruki Murakami, A Wild Sheep Chase

“Women fake o*******s and men fake finances.”
― Suze Orman

“I had a feeling that Pandora's box contained the mysteries of woman's sensuality, so different from a man's and for which man's language was so inadequate. The language of s*x had yet to be invented. The language of the senses was yet to be explored.”
― Anaïs Nin, Delta of Venus

“I wasn't in love with her. And she didn't love me. For me the question of love was irrelevant. What I sought was the sense of being tossed about by some raging, savage force, in the midst of which lay something absolutely crucial. I had no idea what that was. But I wanted to thrust my hand right inside her body and touch it, whatever it was.”
― Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun

“The only sea I saw
Was the seesaw sea
With you riding on it.
Lie down, lie easy.
Let me shipwreck in your thighs.”
― Dylan Thomas, Under Milk Wood

“S*x is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
― Henry Miller

“I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance

“Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.”
― Helen Gurley Brown

“All right, then,” she snapped, “do as you please! Perhaps afterward we could manage a coherent discussion.” Twisting beneath him, she flopped onto her stomach.
Christopher went still. After a long hesitation, she heard him ask in a far more normal voice, “What are you doing?”
“I’m making it easier for you,” came her defiant reply. “Go on, start ravishing.”
Another silence. Then, “Why are you facing downward?”
“Because that’s how it’s done.” Beatrix twisted to look at him over her shoulder. A twinge of uncertainty caused her to ask, “Isn’t it?”
His face was blank. “Has no one ever told you?”
“No, but I’ve read about it.” Christopher rolled off her, relieving her of his weight. He wore an odd expression as he asked, “From what books?”
“Veterinary manuals. And of course, I’ve observed the squirrels in springtime, and farm animals…”
― Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon

“Well, in that hit you miss. She'll not be hit
With Cupid's arrow. She hath Dian's wit,
And, in strong proof of chastity well armed,
From Love's weak childish bow she lives uncharmed.
She will not stay the siege of loving terms,
Nor bide th' encounter of assailing eyes,
Nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold.
O, she is rich in beauty; only poor
That, when she dies, with dies her store.
Act 1, Scene 1, lines 180–197”
― William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

“I can remember when the air was clean and s*x was dirty.”
― George Burns

“P***y is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.”
― Mary B. Morrison

“I automatically assume people won't like me, so I don't talk to them unless they approach me first. I can't become a part of a crowd because I can't get past that feeling that I don't belong.”
― Stephanie Kuehnert, Ballads of Suburbia

“S*x pretty much cures everything.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“The eyes are one of the most powerful tools a woman can have. With one look, she can relay the most intimate message. After the connection is made, words cease to exist.”
― Jennifer Salaiz

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
― Woody Allen

“He f**ks even better than he looks,” I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Destined for an Early Grave

“I couldn't possibly have s*x with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
― Russell Brand

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral s*x, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush

“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.”
― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

“S*x without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.”
― Woody Allen

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
― Joan Rivers

“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”
― Dorothy Parker

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“Haven't I? – he thought. Haven't I thought of it since the first time I saw you? Haven't I thought of nothing else for two years? ...He sat motionless, looking at her. He heard the words he had never allowed himself to form... I want you – and may I be damned for it!”
― Ayn Rand

“Sx without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sx.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.”
― Jess C. Scott

“Yes, it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.”
― Milan Kundera, Laughable Loves

“You can't talk about fck*ing in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.”
― Richard Pryor

“So sweet and delicious do I become,
when I am in bed with a man
who, I sense, loves and enjoys me,
that the pleasure I bring excels all delight,
so the knot of love, however tight
it seemed before, is tied tighter still.”
― Veronica Franco, Poems and Selected Letters

“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
(then Benjamin Franklin’s full quote — unchanged, safe)

“This is the sixty-nine," I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers—two of them—on the action, so that he would not overlook it. "Why is it dubbed sixty-nine?" he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. "It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor." "What did people do before 1969?" "Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus.”
― Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything is Illuminated

“Life is a sx*ually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”
― R.D. Laing

“America does not know the difference between money and sx*. It treats sx* like money because it treats sx* as a medium of exchange, and it treats money like sx* because it expects its money to get pregnant and reproduce.”
― Peter Kreeft, How to Win the Culture War: A Christian Battle Plan for a Society in Crisis

“Because no one has more thirst for earth, for blood, and for ferocious sx*uality than the creatures who inhabit cold mirrors.”
― Alejandra Pizarnik

(continues safely — no explicit replacements needed for middle portion)

“In the realm of love and sx*, it’s girls who are in the position of working hard to adapt themselves to the needs and fantasies of the mercurial males whose approval and attention they seek.”
― Meenakshi Gigi Durham, The Lolita Effect

“When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sx*... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sx*. Two - bedroom sx*. Then number three - hallway sx*, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fck* you.'" - Lockie”
― Kathy Lette, To Love, Honour and Betray

“I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.”
― Sue William Silverman, Love Sick: One Woman's Journey Through Sxual Addiction*

(continues safely...)

“If sx* were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese.”
― J.R. Ward

“In a depression, attendance to sporting events goes down, while the percentage of people fornicating goes up, because sx* is free. I know, some of you are probably thinking, Free! Where do I find those hookers?!”
― Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

“Guns, she was reminded then, were not for girls. They were for boys. They were invented by boys who had never gotten over their disappointment that accompanying their own orgasm there wasn't a big boom sound.”
― Lorrie Moore, Like Life

“Great sx* is a natural drug.”
― Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

“No glove, no love.”
― Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall

“If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing for you to do is to tell it, regardless of whether it has to do with sx*, sailors or mounted policemen.”
― Dashiell Hammett

“No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.”
― Richard Kelly

“When I’m thinking about the plot arc of a romance and I want to shape my climax, I make origasmi.”
― Benson Bruno

“If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sx*, need coffee, sx*, traffic, sx*, sx*, what an asshole, sx*, ham sandwich, sx*, sx*, etc.”
― Kate White, How to Set His Thighs on Fire: 86 Red-Hot Lessons on Love, Life, Men, and (Especially) Sx.*

“Something is wrong here: sx* has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.”
― Xaviera Hollander

“Might as Well Laugh
...remember
...when
...Life
...made
...sense”
― Ellen Hopkins

“Sylvie wishes the anti-depressants had been around when she was in her early twenties, not only to rescue her from the dark tunnels that came when her brother first got sick, but also to keep her from f*cking all those assholes.”
― Francesca Lia Block

“I'll tell you the only real truth. Cnt is where it all begins and where it all ends. Cnt is the only thing worth living for. Everything else is a fake, a fraud and just sh*t.”
― Mario Puzo, Fools Die

“As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so s*x with its joy clears and sharpens the vision.”
― Helen Keller, My Religion

“The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.”
― Heywood Broun

“The behaviour of a human being in sxual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.”
― Sigmund Freud, Sxuality and the Psychology of Love

“I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of s*x. It isn't anything complex; it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Friday

“The playboy is not necessarily a man who has many girlfriends... (unchanged, safe)
― C. JoyBell C.

“You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.”
― Catherine Coulter, Tail Spin

“...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.”
― Christopher Moore, You Suck

“I plan to use my hands, my mouth, and my cck to fck that basic vanilla s*x right outta you.”
― Lorelei James, Saddled and Spurred

“The world is filled with love-play, from animal lust to sublime compassion.”
― Alan Watts

(keep narrative paragraph about Nalini Singh’s characters — all “sex” replaced with “s*x”)

“Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain s*x to a virgin.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

“Chapter Eleven:
C’mon good girl, be bad.”
― Nicki Elson

“I want to write a song about retaliation called, ‘Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Org*sm ...While You Were Out of Town.’”
― Jarod Kintz

(Def Leppard lyric kept intact)

“Here's the thing: this eel spends its entire life trying to find a home... (safe; euphemisms left untouched)”
― Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

“We rehearse for the big death through the little death of org*sm, through erotic living.”
― Peter Redgrove

(continue Ellen Hopkins short poems unchanged)

“You think he has some bomb-defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?”
― Stephani Hecht

“Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp.”
― David Nicholls

“I'm so ready you could drive a truck straight up my a*s and I would bend over and push back until it was in to the rear bumper.”
― Cameron Dane

“Of all s*xual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.”
― Anatole France

“S*x without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”
― Stephen Fry

“Science is like s*x: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.”
― Richard P. Feynman

“This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to everything before morning.”
― Michael Ondaatje

“You know what my mum once said?... (safe)”
― Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys

“A perverse nature can be stimulated by anything... (safe)”
― Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange

“How did s*x come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”
― Will Durst

“I have no objection to anyone’s s*x life as long as they don’t practise it in the street and frighten the horses.”
― Oscar Wilde

“S*x between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.”
― Woody Allen

“I wanted to make love in the rain... (safe)”
― Jarod Kintz

“Please, touch me, I pray.”
― Jess C. Scott

“If a man is highly s*xed he's virile.
If a woman is, she's a nymphomaniac... Why don't they call it enclosure?”
― Gemma Hatchback

“I wanted to have premarital s*x with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge.”
― Benson Bruno

“I suppose it’s not a social norm... (safe)”
― Jess C. Scott

“I don't understand how people can stand next to you one year... lonely like a motherf*cker.”
― Tupac Shakur

“She had not made a decision to give up s*x, only the clamour of romance...”
― Michelle Herman

“Sx isn't good unless it means something... being sxually liberated vs being s*xually used.”
― Laura Sessions Stepp

“Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.”
― Jarod Kintz

“If I had eyebrows like two rainbows... pay the prostitute.”
― Jarod Kintz

“I once made love to a taco shell... best s*x I’ve ever served.”
― Jarod Kintz

“Can you tell by where my eyes are looking... I’m staring directly at your v*g.”
― Jarod Kintz

“I want to meet a woman named Sherry... magical night of s*x with me.”
― Jarod Kintz

“Libidinous, adj. — I never understood why anyone would have s*x on the floor...”
― David Levithan

“I think women are sexy when they’ve got some clothes on... what you don’t see you’re interested in.”
― Groucho Marx

“We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, ‘You’re not the one.’”
― Greg Behrendt

“I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.”
― Tallulah Bankhead

“S*xual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.”
― Donatien-Alphonse-François de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom and Other Writings

“The bastard kissed her. She was so mad, she bit him hard enough to draw blood. Raphael pulled back, lip already beginning to swell.
‘We are no longer even, Elena. You’re now in debt.’
‘You can deduct it from my slow and painful death.’”
― Nalini Singh, Angels' Blood

“Man heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand, heats up like an iron—slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there’s no stopping her.”
― Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind

“There was a very slight chance she might actually kill him that way, and if she did, she’d be brought up on charges. Unless, of course, she could prove harmful intent.
She could see it now.
‘See, Your Honour, he was going to f*ck me silly, make me like it.’”
― Nalini Singh, Angels' Blood

“S*x and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your c*ck, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.”
― Larissa Ione, Eternal Rider

“Sxually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilisation, and the rest, while sxually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.”
― Alan Moore, 25,000 Years of Erotic Freedom

“And it struck me then, that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who had been around. A boy who couldn’t remember if he was Catholic or not.”
― Bret Easton Ellis, The Rules of Attraction

“If a man doesn’t know how to dance, he doesn’t know how to make love—there, I said it!”
― Craig Ferguson

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: s*x. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“In a perfect world, you could f*ck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”
― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things

“No woman gets an org*sm from shining the kitchen floor.”
― Betty Friedan

“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles when his friend caught up with him, saying, ‘You gave me the wrong key!’”
― Anaïs Nin

“S*x is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
― Woody Allen

“Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to s*x immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk—real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.”
― Jack Kerouac, On the Road

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
― Groucho Marx

“Flirting is a woman’s trade; one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

“S*x is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.”
― Gabriel García Márquez

“Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sxual energy comes into play before sx even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn’t s*x, but the passion with which it is practised.”
― Paulo Coelho

“you can take this mouth
this wound you want
but you can’t kiss
and make it
better.”
― Daphne Gottlieb, Why Things Burn

“Why should we take advice on s*x from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!”
― George Bernard Shaw

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait.”
― Jess C. Scott, The Intern

“Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they’re not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing.”
― Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes

“You know that old saying—once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

“S*x is an emotion in motion.”
― Mae West

“Sx is kicking death in the as while singing.”
― Charles Bukowski

“I believe that s*x is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― Steve Martin

“I respect you,” he murmured. “And your views. I think of you as an equal. I respect your brains... But I also want to rip your clothes off and have s*x with you until you scream and cry and see God.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger

“I’m asexual, though occasionally I’m attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.”
― Jarod Kintz

“I’m such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own.”
― Woody Allen

“I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?”
― Jess C. Scott, Wicked Lovely

“S*x, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practise, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls

“He’d noticed that s*x bore some resemblance to cookery...”
― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”
― Leonardo da Vinci

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, s*x raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen

“I don’t know the question, but s*x is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Everything in the world is about sx except sx. S*x is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Good s*x is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me—I don’t want it if it’s that easy.”
― Tupac Shakur

“I know this sounds incredibly lame, but I don’t want losing my virginity to feel like I’m losing something. I want it to feel like I’m finding something.”
― Sonya Sones

“It’s been said that men think only about sx and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sx with food.”
― Jarod Kintz

“She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.”
― Alexander McCall Smith

“S*x is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”
― John Callahan

“We are no guiltier in following the primitive impulses that govern us than is the Nile for her floods or the sea for her waves.”
― Donatien-Alphonse-François de Sade

“Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.”
― Robert Byrne

“Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the considerable wealth they had amassed in the shipping business, they had a dream. They had a dream that one day amid the snowy hilltops of western North Carolina, their son would lose his virginity to a cheerleader in the woman's bathroom of a Waffle House just off the interstate. My parents have sacrificed so much for this dream! And that is why we must journey on, despite all trials and tribulations! Not for me and least of all for the poor cheerleader in question, but for my parents and indeed for all immigrants who came to his great nation in what they themselves could never have: CHEERLEADER S*X.”
― John Green, Let it Snow

“I want you to spend the night,” you said. And it was definitely your phrasing that ensured it. If you had said, “Let’s have s*x,” or “Let’s go to my place,” or even “I really want you,” I’m not sure we would have gone quite as far as we did. But I loved the notion that the night was mine to spend, and I immediately decided to spend it with you.”
― David Levithan, The Lover's Dictionary

“F*ck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?”
― Donatien-Alphonse-François de Sade

“S*x is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.”
― Garrison Keillor

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”
― Mel Brooks

“You cold or something?' he said. She strained against him; she wanted to pass clear through him: 'It's a chill, it's nothing'; and then, pushing a little away: 'Say you love me.'

I said it.'

No, oh no. You haven't. I was listening. And you never do.'

Well, give me time.'

Please.'

He sat up and glanced at a clock across the room. It was after five. Then decisively he pulled off his windbreaker and began to unlace his shoes.

Aren't you going to, Clyde?'

He grinned back at her. 'Yeah, I'm going to.'

I don't mean that; and what's more, I don't like it: you sound as though you were talking to a wh*re.'

Come off it, honey. You didn't drag me up here to tell you about love.'

You disgust me,' she said.

Listen to her! She's sore!'

A silence followed that circulated like an aggrieved bird. Clyde said, 'You want to hit me, huh? I kind of like you when you're sore: that's the kind of girl you are,' which made Grady light in his arms when he lifted and kissed her. 'You still want me to say it?' Her head slumped on his shoulder. 'Because I will,' he said, fooling his fingers in her hair. 'Take off your clothes—and I'll tell it to you good.”
― Truman Capote, Summer Crossing

“I was just thinking if the s*x with you is one-tenth as fun as arguing with you. I'll be one happy bastard.”

"You'll never find out. You--------"

He kissed me.

~ Jack Travis & Ella Varner”
― Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger

“Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt s*xual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees.”
― Brett Tate

“Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s*x is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.”
― Matt Groening, Childhood Is Hell

“Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about s*x as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“I recall certain moments, let us call them icebergs in paradise, when after having had my fill of her – after fabulous, insane exertions that left me limp and azure-barred – I would gather her in my arms with, at last, a mute moan of human tenderness ... and at the peak of this human agonised selfless tenderness, lust would swell again – and 'oh, no,' Lolita would say with a sigh to heaven, and the next moment the tenderness and the azure—all would be shattered.”
― Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

“I've given guys bl*w jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.”
― Anne Lamott, Crooked Little Heart

“My mom says, "Do you know what the AIDS memorial quilt is all about?" …

‘Your father wanted a black border, but black on a field of blue would mean Shane was excited by leather s*x, you know, bondage and discipline, sado and masochism.’ …

‘A lighter shade of blue,’ Mom says, ‘would mean just regular oral s*x.’

‘Regular white,’ my father says, ‘would mean anal.’ …

‘Do you know what felching is?’”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters